Friday, 24 March 2017

Carlton Perfects 'The Stare'

It's Friday- the day Carlton takes over my blog. Views are his own and not necessarily, in fact, rarely, shared by the blog owner.

 
Carlton Perfects 'The Stare'

by Carlton Cat


TODAY I have been perfecting The Stare. Sadly the Mr and Mrs are decidedly slow when it comes to reading my facial expressions. But I think I’ve now got The Stare down to a fine art - even Mr and Mrs Dim won’t be able to mistake my intentions.

If they feed me and I look into the bowl and give them The Stare they should jolly well know that I am less than enamoured with its contents. If I empty the bowl and give them The Stare, I am still STARVING.

If you see this look, jump to attention.


If they are sitting on the sofa and reading a newspaper or a book and I jump onto their lap, claw away said publication and give them The Stare, they must immediately put aside their reading matter and give me their full attention.

If I sit in front of a door staring at it with my nose one inch away, that door MUST BE OPENED IMMEDIATELY. Similarly, if I give The Stare to cupboards or drawers, there is something inside that I want.

Come on, guys, it’s not rocket science.




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Wednesday, 22 March 2017

A to Z Challenge



I met many of my blogger friends through the annual A to Z Challenge. This year, however, they are not providing a link list. I can't say I approve of this new policy as it was so handy to click onto a blog link and visit lots of blogs I might not otherwise have bothered with.

I have now signed up my blog at Blog Chatter and will follow the links there.

How are those of you who take part in the A to Z Challenge going to find links?


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Friday, 17 March 2017

Happy St Patrick's Day



It's Friday- the day Carlton takes over my blog. Views are his own and not necessarily, in fact, rarely, shared by the blog owner.

 
Happy St Patrick's Day

by Carlton Cat

It’s St Patrick’s Day today. He’s the patron saint of Ireland. The Mr and Mrs have been to Ireland twice; once for a long weekend in Dublin and the second time for a 10-day break in some ass end of beyond county where the only entertainment was one fiddle player in a pub with a woman dancer in short green dress trying to pretend she was the female version of Riverdance’s Michael Flatley.

Mr and Mrs always celebrate St Patrick’s Day because the Mrs claims she has Irish blood coursing through her veins after researching her family tree and finding out her great-great-grandfather had married someone called Sally McNamara.

In reality, it’s just an excuse for going out and downing several pints of Guinness with their mates in some dire themed pub decorated with Irish flags and shamrocks.
I went out into the garden and ate quite a bit of grass. So my contribution to St Pat’s Day will be throwing up copious amounts of green and white foam in front of the door just before they leave.

They’ll like that.

Here's a video featuring a cat called Ranj. Have a good day, everyone.






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Wednesday, 15 March 2017

Turkish Musician Serenades His Cat

 I love this video! Turkish musician Sarper Duman regularly serenades his cats. See how much this  one absolutely adores the music.






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Friday, 10 March 2017

Carlton Sings A Lullaby



It's Friday- the day Carlton takes over my blog. Views are his own and not necessarily, in fact, rarely, shared by the blog owner.

 
Carlton Sings A Lullaby

by Carlton Cat



After a busy day the Mr and Mrs opted for an early night. I crept in about half an hour later and they were both fast asleep. I thought I’d give them sweet dreams so I settled down between them and started to sing a lullaby. Were they grateful? No, they were not.

They awoke. ‘For goodness sake, Carlton,’ the Mr said sleepily. ‘Why all the racket?’

The Mrs sat bolt upright and switched on the light. ‘Whassup?’ she shouted, like some bad-tempered teenager.



‘It’s only Carlton,’ said the Mr. ‘He’s having a funny five minutes.’ He began to stroke me and said, ‘Settle down, boy. Time to sleep.’

The Mrs switched out the light and sighed deeply.

‘That cat is absolutely nuts,’ she said.

Charming.


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Wednesday, 8 March 2017

Cat In The Pet Aisle!


Sheldon at work
IF you want to buy pet products then who better to have as head of the department than a cat?

Meet Sheldon Lee Cooper-Webster, formerly a stray cat, who has made a home for himself in the pet department of supermarket B&M in Southampton in the UK.

He was spotted sleeping on doorsteps in the city before being rescued by Anne Webster 18 months ago.

Now when she goes out to her work as a kitchen assistant, Sheldon Lee Cooper-Webster sets off to the nearby supermarket where he has appointed himself head of the pet department.

Anne said: "As soon as it's light he's out the door before I even leave for work. He's very committed to the job so he likes to make sure he's there on time - sometimes he arrives before the store manager and his team get there!


"He tends to man the pet aisle and to make sure it's always in top top shape for all the customers, although he can be found in the pet beds having a nap from time to time."

Store manager Tim Evans said: "Sheldon has come a long way since his homeless days. At first we tried sending him home to his mum but he just seems to keep coming back into the store.

 "The majority of customers love him that much that they buy him his favourite food every time they go in the shop, and local children are always asking to go and visit him."

Anne said: "I have to go collect him from the store after he's finished his shift as most of the time he doesn't want to leave - he'd stay there 24/7 and do security if he could."


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Friday, 3 March 2017

Carlton Gets A Visitor

It's Friday- the day Carlton takes over my blog. Views are his own and not necessarily, in fact, rarely, shared by the blog owner.

 
Carlton Gets A Visitor

by Carlton Cat


I WAS napping in the sitting-room when I heard someone say, ‘What a gorgeous little floof!’

I opened one eye and there looking down at me was a woman who, it transpired, was a work colleague of the Mrs’s.

I didn’t have a clue what she was talking about. I glanced around the room. I saw no floof. Then I realised she was staring at ME. ME. I am NOT a floof. I am not cute or fluffy. In no way could I be described as a floof. Why would anyone call me a floof? Why?


Her hand came towards me, presumably to stroke my floofiness. I unleashed my claws. The Mrs saw the claws and the look in my eye and swooped like an eagle who’d spotted a mouse and swept me up.

‘He’s not very good with strangers,’ she said nervously. ‘I’ll put him in the kitchen.’

She walked out with me, holding my two front paws as I wriggled to escape. She got to the kitchen and put me down. Luckily for her I saw her reach into the fridge where she found some left over beef from last night’s tea.

‘Here you are Carlton. Now behave yourself, please.’

I’ll behave myself as long as it takes me to eat this beef. But when I returned to the sitting-room, the door was firmly closed.




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Tuesday, 28 February 2017

Pets At Home Recalls Cat Food




Warning for all my cat-loving UK friends. Read the BBC story below -  Pets at Home recalls food after cats 'collapse'. This refers to the AVA range of cat food sold exclusively at Pets at Home.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-39117832


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