|Little Person looks a bit like this.|
SOME kind of Little Person has joined the family. It's a called a baby and is owned by the Mrs's niece Violet.
For some reason which I fail to understand, the Mrs wanted to go and see Little Person. So she is away until tomorrow, leaving me in the care of the Mr. I don't know why they don’t trade Little Person in for a cat, it would be a lot less trouble.
As far as I can see from photographs the Mrs has been emailed, Little Person is a very strange bald, toothless thing, not nearly as handsome as a certain ginger cat I could mention. Just saying.
While she’s away the Mr is attempting some DIY, putting up new shelves in the utility room. He has a big box of tools and is wearing a tool belt. I sit and watch him from the laundry basket. ‘Here’s some good advice for you, Carlton,’ he says. ‘Measure twice and cut once.’
Or, as it turned out, measure twice, cut several times, swear a lot.
He's spending the evening watching the tellybox, eating a takeaway, drinking beer, belching, and scratching himself.
I’ll be glad when the Mrs is home and civilisation returns.
Have a good weekend, Peeps,
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