by Carlton Cat
I AM reliably informed that today is International Dog Day.
Dog Day, I ask you. I am shocked and disgusted. Why do dogs need a day of their own? Although, thinking about it, they do have their uses:
They are very good at keeping you warm...
...especially if there are two of them.
Oh, and they make good pillows.
They are sometimes good listeners and let you whisper in their ear.
Even so, let's face it. They are not very bright. GUESS WHO!
So I guess it's OK to have International Dog Day, just as long as you don't forget it's INTERNATIONAL CAT DAY on (hang on, just let me look it up)...the 8th of August.
WHAT! The 8th of August? No one told me. Hey, you lot, I'm owed LOTS OF PRESENTS. Where are my International Cat Day treats and toys? I got NOTHING. Not a card, box or woolly mouse. It's OK - it's not too late because in my house it's ALWAYS Cat Day.
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