by Carlton Cat
IS it Friday, Mr and Mrs? Is it? NO, IT IS NOT. It's Monday and I am three days late with my post. The traitorous pair were off gallivanting for the weekend leaving me home, nearly alone, for THREE WHOLE DAYS. The laptop was firmly closed and I couldn't open it. I know I am uber intelligent but I do not have opposable thumbs. Not yet, anyway - I'm working on it.
I have made up my mind up to leave home. What brought this on? It wasn't only that you my loyal fans, were deprived of my erudite, witty and apposite post but because the Mr and Mrs overslept this morning.
Nothing to do with me running around the bedroom, bringing in a dead mouse, knocking items one by one off the dressing-table in the middle of the night, I'm sure, but because they were so tired from GALLIVANTING for three days.
Goodbye, cruel people. I am off to pastures new.
After I have had more of vile concoction.
After I have had a snooze.
After I have chased birds in the garden.
After I have played with Fluffy Bum.
.....I might leave it until tomorrow now.
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