It's Friday - the day Carlton takes over my blog. Views are his own and not necessarily, in fact, rarely, shared by the blog owner. Today it's in-out, in-out, shake it all about!
by Carlton Cat
I WAS feeling restless today. I went out and sat in the garden for two minutes but it was cold so I came back in again.
I sat on the sofa for a few seconds and then decided I needed fresh air and it wasn’t really that cold outside.
Once outside, I thought it was too cold after all and came back in. I then paced around for a bit, trying to decide what to do next. I hovered in front of the cat flap and then eyed up the sofa. I hopped on it and then hopped off again. Or should I go and lie on the bed? Or go out and sleep under the rosebush? I got through the cat flap, changed my mind and came straight back in again.
The Mr had been reading his newspaper and watching my comings and goings.
He peered over the top.
‘You know what Louis Camuti said, don’t you, Carlton?’
Who’s Louis Catuti when he’s at home? And did I care?
The Mr wasn’t going to shut up in a hurry.
‘He said, “Most cats when they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously.”’ He then laughed as if he’d cracked some hilarious joke.
The man’s an idiot.
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