It's Friday- the day Carlton takes over my blog. Views are his own and not necessarily, in fact, rarely, shared by the blog owner.
by Carlton Cat
I WAS in the garden in the early hours of the morning, surveying my territory, when I came across a dead grass snake.
I could have stayed and played with it but, no, generous kitty that I am, I decided to make a present of it for the Mr and Mrs. And, let me tell you, it wasn’t easy dragging that long slippery thing through the cat flap and into the house.
I pulled it through the house, up the stairs and into the bedroom where both were sleeping. I put it on the pillow between them and settled back to watch their response when they awoke.
|Not my paw - paw posed by model.|
The Mrs was so excited she screamed. The Mr, however, didn’t seem to like the gift and was so rude he didn’t even adhere to the social niceties and pretend he was grateful.
He yelled, ‘What the… [insert VERY rude work],’ picked the snake up up by its tail, opened the window and threw it out.
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