by Carlton Cat
THE Mr and Mrs watched a TV programme about animal instincts last night. The programme mentioned the – ahem – instinct to reproduce. Left to our own devices we cats spray to mark our territory, we fight, we roam for miles and we love a bit of howling, the louder the better.
Why does this pain me? BECAUSE I HAVE HAD THE SNIP.
Snip sounds such an innocuous word but humans firmly believe it is necessary for their male feline companions in order to stop all of the above.
|I can't be bothered with all this lovey-dovey stuff.|
Also, I don't think I can stand the competition.
In any case, all that roaming, howling and spraying business sounds too exhausting. I'd much rather be indulging my instincts to sleep, eat and hunt.
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