Friday, 28 April 2017

Carlton Is Banished

It's Friday- the day Carlton takes over my blog. Views are his own and not necessarily, in fact, rarely, shared by the blog owner.

 
Carlton Is Banished

by Carlton Cat


I AM persona non grata yet again, just because humans are not clever enough to learn cat language.

Unfortunately, evolution has not arranged it so we cats have moveable mouth parts and a suitable larynx to talk to humans so we have found other ways to let humans know what we want.

Some of these ways, I concede, humans can find annoying but what's a cat to do? The methods include persistent meowing, throwing up and pressing our heads into faces.

Today I employed the tactic of weaving in and out of human legs to draw attention to the fact that my food bowl was empty. The Mr now has a bruise the size of China on his rear end after falling on his arse and I have been banished to the utility room.

Unfair. It’s not my fault you humans have only two legs and are not as stable as we quadrupeds.

The television in here is really boring.




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9 comments:

Liz A. said...

Well, it's because you only do that when we're carrying things that makes it difficult.

Birgit said...

Oh Carlton must have read that letter that went around the internet about how to kill a human...Carlton has been foiled once again:) Hope the Mr. is aok...us humans must stick together:)

McGuffy Ann Morris said...

Uh-oh, Carlton...xo

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Poor Carlton, that is awful that you are banished.

Darla M Sands said...

No! Not banishment. I tried that route with my beloved Luna when we suffered misunderstandings and I regret that mistake with my now deceased soulmate. ~sigh~ We must all try to get along, two-legged and four.

Jo said...

Oh dear Carlton, that was unfortunate but I hope you have been released by now.

The Indulged Furries said...

Oh no. I hope your banishment was only for a short time while your clumsy human finished his chores without your "help".

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

Dinner waits for no man!!

The Island Cats said...

Too bad you got banished because of the humans' inadequacies, Carlton.