by Carlton Cat
I AM persona non grata yet again, just because humans are not clever enough to learn cat language.
Unfortunately, evolution has not arranged it so we cats have moveable mouth parts and a suitable larynx to talk to humans so we have found other ways to let humans know what we want.
Some of these ways, I concede, humans can find annoying but what's a cat to do? The methods include persistent meowing, throwing up and pressing our heads into faces.
Today I employed the tactic of weaving in and out of human legs to draw attention to the fact that my food bowl was empty. The Mr now has a bruise the size of China on his rear end after falling on his arse and I have been banished to the utility room.
Unfair. It’s not my fault you humans have only two legs and are not as stable as we quadrupeds.
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